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Hats off to the proper little clever clogs who first hatched the plan to open
a restaurant next door to the big Tesco's in Milngavie.
Just think, this allows the locals to pop in for a cappuccino and a quick
bite to eat while the chauffeur's getting the messages.
Not that Milngavie (it's pronounced Mill-guy unless, of course, you're a
London- based newsreader or simply someone who wants to take the mickey, in
which case it's Milne-gavvy) has a reputation as one of the posher parts of
Scotland.
In saying that, I don't think you'll find a 99p shop or a branch of
Poundstretcher in the dinky town centre - and I believe you're only allowed to
sell the Big Issue in this neck of the woods if you're down to your last three
holiday homes.
Gavin's Mill, this week's port of call, is a refurbished 17th century flour
mill that sits on the gurgling Allander Water. It's a striking feature that
would do any restaurant proud, but I'm sure this intense form of running tap
syndrome must have diners rushing to the loo every couple of minutes.
First impression of the modern, upstairs dining-room? Well, I couldn't help
thinking that one or two of the female customers might just have worked at the
mill in its heyday.
No, hang on, that's unfair. The clientele was simply the more mature end of
the market - what I reckon would be described in Milngavie as "ladies who
lunch".
Yes, a Marks and Spencer cardigan delicately draped round the shoulders is
always a dead giveaway.
The cafe part of Gavin's Mill on the ground floor was advertising freshly
baked home- made scones and that's probably what entices them in.
Hyacinth Bucket - it's pronounced Bouquet - from Keeping Up Appearances
wouldn't have looked out of place and the effect my fellow diners had on yours
truly was quite amazing.
Halfway through lunch, I felt the sudden notion to head for the nearest
church fete and risk 50p on the prize tombola.
We hadn't lingered in the downstairs cafe, despite one of the waitresses
trying to tempt us with the words: "Sitting on our sofas is a must."
Along with walking part of the Great Wall of China and seeing the Pyramids, I
suppose this will just have to remain one of life's great ambitions.
The new owners of Gavin's Mill (they took over three months ago) previously
ran the excellent No. 16 on Byres Road in Glasgow, so I quickly sensed we
wouldn't be forced to endure bog- standard food.
The set menu (available at lunchtime and early evening) represents terrific
value for money at pounds 11.50 for three courses and the equally tempting light
lunch menu allows plenty of scope for mixing and matching.
Although I must confess I was initially discouraged by the use of the word
light.
My dining companion April started with the crispy leg of guinea fowl ("I'm a
guinea fowl virgin," she confessed, as though the bloke sitting across from her
eats this stuff five times a week in Motherwell) and gave it the thumbs up.
"Very tasty," she concluded. "Just like a cross between duck and
chicken."
My fishcake was faultless - loads of fish, just the right percentage of
potato and it was ever so slightly burnt on the outside - exactly the way I like
it.
Just like the starters, the main courses arrived on plates that were quite
rightly described by our sofa- fetishist as "roasty-toasty" - and, you know,
both dishes were lovely jubbly.
April's grilled fillet of sea bream was cooked to perfection. Served with
sun-dried tomato tagliatelle, she couldn't believe this was part of the very
inexpensive fixed-price lunch.
No complaints from this side of the table, either. My roast breast of chicken
- with the deliciously crispy skin very much intact - only needed a liberal
sprinkling of salt to prove yet again that truly great food should always be
kept simple.
Both meals were served with basil mash and green beans but, of course, I
couldn't resist a side order of the pounds 1.80 chips. They were first
class.
Undisputedly home-made, they somehow reminded me of the ones my Aunt Agnes
used to make.
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